I think it's time that
the mustache came back into style. I'm not talking about the random hipster
sporting a waxed mustache or guys growing one as a joke. I'm also not talking
about just growing a mustache for "Movember" (having a mustache in
November to gain awareness for prostate cancer). I want there to be so many men
with mustaches that a month will be designated to shave off mustaches for
awareness of some issue. My big question is, "Why did the mustache go out
of style in the first place?"
My uncle always likes to
quote me as a four year old saying, "When I grow up, I want to be an
uncle, because then I can have a mustache, drink beer, chase women, and play
pool!" That's right; men we looked up to had mustaches! Our uncles, dads,
athletes, film stars...real men! Tom Selleck was a man's man, playing the
toughest private investigator ever in Magnum P.I. and he sported a great
mustache. Also, do me a favor and Google Don Frye. This MMA legend's mustache
probably won more fights than most people lie about. How about Theodore
Roosevelt? This mustache wearing man wrestled fucking bears!! Ok, I'm not quite
sure about the wrestling bears thing, but I kind of remember reading it
somewhere (the point is that he was a tough sumbitch).
So, it's time to
celebrate mustaches! Grow one and take a picture of yourself with your
motorcycle. Tag it #mustaches&motorcycles and share it with the world!
Ladies, encourage this behavior with all the men in your life. If you'd like,
share your picture on our Facebook page (here).
Be a man, grow a mustache, ride a motorcycle, eat, mate, repeat!
“Well, I might go get me
a new tattoo, or take my old Harley for a three day cruise. Might even grow me
a Fu Man Chu.” – Travis Tritt
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